That's funny cause they have that other story they tell all the time about having Domino's at a party and thinking it was really good.

He announced the show the day of, and it was in the back of a bar in the nightlife district of Miami. I'm sure it was just a regular night of socializing for the reviewer but apparently pre gamed too hard.

I guess i brute forced alot of them but this was the only one we actually looked up. I played with a friend and we spend hours trying to decide what exactly it was we were hearing

That reminds me of one of my favorite things I've witnessed live. At a Patton Oswalt show and alot of his jokes are about his height and he was doing one about how short people get overlooked and there's a giant of a guy next to me that Patton calls out jokingly and was like why are you laughing, the guy points to a…

I guess I wasn't the only person who recognized her because I saw people giving her shit on twitter. She kinda felt guilty but tried to pass it off as having drank too much.

The most heckling ive ever personally witnessed was actually at a Hannibal Buress show. There was this girl behind me who would not shut up the entire time and left half way through his act. I'm on the internet the next day, I see a review of the show in the local weekly and she was the author.

Hey thanks fellow Liberals! Keep reveling in our weakness, the people we need to turn to our side will definitely be attracted by our constant fretting and hysterics. 

The final sound puzzle in the bamboo forest is incredibly difficult too. The only one we looked up.

I guess they weren't technically in the rebel alliance too, just that extremist faction.

I wonder how movie studios are going to handle re-shoots now that they are guaranteed bad press. Which is unfortunate because every single movie has re-shoots, its super common.

This direction kinda threw me because if anything, the "Star Wars Story" films would seem like they need the crawl more than the Episodes because theyre all set in random times and places.

Thanks, I just now realized he's the guy from Animal Kingdom.

Yes, this happened to me. The 3D imax was sold out so I did just 3d at the same time and there were plenty of seats.

Yes, it basically solved one of the biggest plot holes in movie history. Why the Death Star had such a stupid catastrophic weak point like that.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I distinctly remember information that came out around Phantom Menace in the form of a character description press release for Yoda that his race was known as the Whill and that they were basically the Librarians of the galaxy. But I've also heard it canonically more recently that Yoda's…

I'm highly sensitive to uncanny valley, but I LOVED the Leia ending. That last line was glorious.

I wish they sould also add that more likely than not all these people probably have several siblings that are also centarians or close to it. Its genetics not eating bacon and having a shot of whiskey everyday

The reason there were only 300 spartans available to fight that battle is because the rest of the army coulden't be bothered to stop partying at one of their many yearly festivals.

I didn't disparage anyone, I said it was a cliche'd article subject and wasn't even that aggressive about it. And it is a dumbass story to make an article about, the scientists do it because god knows no one would ever give a shit, except other scientists, about some insect that's slightly genetically distinct from…

Huh?