A night shift entertainer. Definitely night shift...

It appears the consensus is this car is worth about $2,500 - $3,500, seeing as how it is a fairly rare car, well cared for and in good condition. The amount of miles on it plants it firmly in CP territory at $5,500, and with no A/C, as I can’t see it on the HVAC controls, I’d take a pass on it as well.

Yep, because $20,700 for the VW is just a few hundred more than the $17K for the Toyota.

TIL, Greensleeves exists. I’ve never heard of this song, ever.

The trend towards ever more complicated info-tainement screens is getting seriously ridiculous. My elderly parents bought a 2016 CR-V EX-L last year, which for them is a wonderful car, except for the HVAC and radio controls, which are integrated into the screen on the dash. My mother hates it and simply does not use…

Well, time to go pull that issue out of my comics box that’s sitting in the closet. I hope DC animated doesn’t fuck this story up like they did The Killing Joke.

Did you not live through the 1980's in all of its spectacular overkill? Good God, man, it’s a late 80's Pontiac Grand Prix!

You have a whole steering wheel, right there in front of you, and no buttons? What the hell, dude? You have to have some buttons on that wheel!

Dee Dee McCall, all the reason I needed to watch Hunter. That and her awesome Dodge Daytona.

If I were looking for a small SUV for on-road use, than this would be CP all day long. However, as a cheap alternative to a four seat ATV like this ....

It looks like you haven’t been to church in a while, my son.

I have an ‘06 ZX-3 with about 165,000 miles on it. It’s had a constant vibration I can’t pinpoint in the driveline, and it’s been warping brake rotors. I liked my ‘03 Mazda Protege better.

I have two teenage kids, and for most of their life, my wife & I have had a MOPAR mini-van. Stow & Go seating was a God send, and the ability to haul a stroller, pack & play, luggage and other essentials to Grandma’s house two hours away beats the shame of mini-van ownership all damn day.

GTK:

It’s also $5,000 with less than 75K on the clock. If you want a cheap, low mileage hatchback, you can’t be too choosy. ;)

I already have one of those (hence my user name), and I’m not impressed by it.

Yeah, thanks, but no. I’ll just mosey on over to my local dealer, and pick up this ‘08 Astra for $3000 less and with 32K fewer miles.

God, I hope my neighbor across the street doesn’t see this. They’ll escalate from currently throwing gum on my driveway to this. Just what I need, two middle aged dumb fucks taking a crap on my lawn a couple of times a week.