I was dragged to the first one by a woman - I got through it by pretending I was a not-very-bright 13 year-old girl watching it … and from that perspective, yes,  it actually was a lot of fun.  I didn't see any of the sequels except for the last one, cuz I had to see if Edward actually performed an oral Caesarean on…

Yeah, I missed that one too.  30 DAYS OF NIGHT wasn't an all-time classic, but it was an oasis in a desert of sparkling assholes and foppish twerp vampires we've been getting for the last twenty or so years.

Yeah, I missed that one too.  30 DAYS OF NIGHT wasn't an all-time classic, but it was an oasis in a desert of sparkling assholes and foppish twerp vampires we've been getting for the last twenty or so years.

Jerry Falwell did it before and better - sort of.

Jerry Falwell did it before and better - sort of.

Better yet, see PRIME CUT, her having dinner with Lee Marvin - she's in a dress that's barely there.

Better yet, see PRIME CUT, her having dinner with Lee Marvin - she's in a dress that's barely there.

He peaked on Sons of Anarchy.

He peaked on Sons of Anarchy.

It's a reference to one of the umpteen million stupid things Dubya said, "Americans are trying to put food on their families."  And yeah, he deserves better - Gary Oldman said that if an actor is only whoring himself out 60% of the time, he's doing quite well.

It's a reference to one of the umpteen million stupid things Dubya said, "Americans are trying to put food on their families."  And yeah, he deserves better - Gary Oldman said that if an actor is only whoring himself out 60% of the time, he's doing quite well.

When all is said and done, I'm mostly bummed out that Esai Morales has to appear in crap like this to put food on his family - he deserves better.

When all is said and done, I'm mostly bummed out that Esai Morales has to appear in crap like this to put food on his family - he deserves better.

It came out in 2003, but yeah, its place as one of the worst movies of that decade is quite secure.

It came out in 2003, but yeah, its place as one of the worst movies of that decade is quite secure.

I think it was a little bit overrated, but I don't get people bringing out their knives for it either.  I watched it recently and it held up pretty damn well.

I think it was a little bit overrated, but I don't get people bringing out their knives for it either.  I watched it recently and it held up pretty damn well.

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"The adult characters are overstated and lifeless—Kevin Spacey’s id-less turn as a sexually repressed dad is the best onscreen evidence for viewing him as a closet case"
I don't know if somebody's commented on this because I don't have time to read all 2300 posts but - seriously?  Try making a case for Spacey's…