So who wants to go play the Nintendo?

Japanese man. Dressed as a samurai. Calling the American truck robot "sensei." Speaking in haiku. Transforming into a...European supercar. Ehhhhh... And if that weren't enough, isn't like half this movie set in mainland China and Hong Kong? Last I checked Japan and China are pretty different, with a highly nuanced,…

"Jerk Cat Simulator"

We should start a campaign to get this guy a 24 hour armed bodyguard. How horrible it must have been when those men broke into his house and forced him to buy all these silly games at gunpoint.

SOMETHING I DON"T LIKE EXISTS

That should be the quote on the box.

I'm not entirely sure what point was being made comparing the new Skrillex album and Yeezus, but BOTH of those albums are hot Denny's dumpster runoff as far as "creativity" is concerned.

>What really frustrates me about this stubborn nostaligia, however, is that it means the new Transformers never gets a chance to succeed on its own. It presupposes that there's something at fault with Michael Bay's Transformers in the first place.

I agree. Michael Bay has always been one for EXTREMELY BLATENT racism.

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

Random thought: How cool would it be if those Tetris scores would be posted in the kill-chat?

Lots of examples from this series. Honestly though? It's still my favorite and always will be:)

For that infamous Pain episode from naruto, isn't that an exception to everything here by being an attempt at the "smearing" animation technique, instead of simply being a product of laziness?

Yep, the exact same arguments! Except you called it a "civil rights issue," because you didn't understand those arguments.

I get it, you're trying to make parody. It's a shame you're so bad at it.

It's official...Meta-commentary is officially the least funny thing on the entire Internet.

I made it. It wasn't difficult, but I have chicken on the stove and I was a little worried about it. Should I check the chicken? What if it's burning? The chicken turned out okay.

People act like batman can only be serious and forget adam west and the quirkyness the animated series/comics, batman is both dark and hilarious depends on the director or artist that is behind him at time.

It's a gaming blog, and being warned about what should and shouldn't be inserted into one's rectum is important to know.

It may feel that way, but in reality in any card/board game, if your wins are simply the result of RNG luck then it means you just haven't learned the game well enough to perform more consistently.