I'd make a sad face, but it would probably just morph into a hairless, horse-snouted monstrosity.

I feel like that describes a whole other thing. It's like... "skinnies." It's like me imagining that I am a dog fucking a horse, but both animals are theriomorphic humans. Like humans with digitigrade legs and elongated snouts...

Awesome article. In this light, I see it hard for Zenimax not to sue Mojang, whether or not Mojang has secret future-suit plans.

Read the article. The problem lies in the potential for Mojang to sue Zenimax after they get a hold of "Scrolls." So the suit is a preemptive strike of sorts to stop Mojang from being able to sue Zenimax. Of course you could argue that Mojang is friendly and wouldn't do such a thing, but I don't trust companies as…

And I agree with that totally.

Exactly my point. If you are a company requesting that people check out your product and hopefully buy it, then you don't get to choose what type of response you get. You'd be very naive to think that an open beta is 1. entirely about testing the game or 2. a gift from the company to the community.

Before anyone loses their shit, understand that I am talking about the invalidity of the response to the community's complaints, not the validity of the community's complaints.

You call that a knife? This is a knife.

Anyone else having a shit time with BF3? I'm on PC with an nvidia 8800 (the basic requirement for the game) and everything runs smoothly, and my ping is at standard levels (30-60ish), but none of my bullets deal damage. I will shoot someone multiple times, get hit confirmation markers, but then when the person kills…

"She can pin-point your weaknesses and then destroy you with just one word... and a jar of acid."

I'm 26 and I've never actually had coffee, the drink (though I know the flavor from ice creams, kahlua, etc.). That said I've eaten crickets, jellyfish, alligator, and frogs (crickets were unusual but good, alligator has to be prepared properly to be good, frog is too fatty for my taste, and jellyfish tastes…

"Hey there baby" *leans against wall to look smooth* THUD, and scene.

Why'd they use a crappy redone version of the beat. The original beat hits so much harder than this trash. :/

Lisa Foiles has been writing for Kotaku for a while actually. Jezebel would probably say that being an attractive woman doesn't discount your ability to be a human being.

Dear older than 13 years old Bryan,

I'm turning 27 in December and this made me feel ancient. I think they should just give me my PhD now instead of making me wait for 4-6 years. That way I can feel accomplished.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, I was with the basic premise, but they are stretching things pretty fucking thin. Like many people I have talked to, I have experienced some occasional bleed through from gaming, but it is always very momentary and minimal (such as visually scanning the street for the best car to steal after…

I don't think that's true at all. As I talk about in my response to MsGM4, bullying has relatively little to do with the victim (though, as a previous victim of bullying I can say it definitely doesn't feel that way during the experience). It's about bullies' insecurities and the establishment of a social self…

Bullying is just one connected manifestation of the larger problem. With bullying specifically, there is a much more personal aspect to the interaction. Bullying itself isn't necessarily connected to discrimination, but rather it is about personal insecurity, dominance, and in-group/out-group definition.

Why do we keep using the term "hate" to describe these issues? Hate is personal and individual; discrimination is very specifically neither of those things. Using terms which implicate only the visible perpetrators of discriminatory belief will only hamper our ability to correct our stupid fucking society. It's…