deadspunner
Deadspunner
deadspunner

“Adrian Peterson lovingly is a switch hitter”

I’m happy to report a search on Love it or Leave it Vietnam in Google Images brings up

I KNEW I shouldn’t have bought a Kia/Lexus/Mazda/Toyota from the Dolan Auto Group!

I’m a veteran of three dozen wars. Name a body part and a planet and I’ve taken a bullet in it, on it. All to keep our flag flying free.

Always replay truthers

Another example of life imitating Simpsons

Can I ask what I believe to be a pertinent question to Jolie. How, exactly, does one eat popcorn with a fork? I can understand tongs, but popcorn seems uniquely anti-fork. Do you have a video or picture of how this is accomplished?

Of the five guys in the above picture who do you resemble most?

Have the issues the the Olympics caused the city of Rio and Brazil as a whole affected the enjoyment of the Olympics for the staff?

It’s the bane of any surfer’s existance. I don’t want that shit at home, at the office, or anywhere else. Yes, I know there are plug-ins to stop it, but give me a fucking break, I want to read articles, not watch/listen to inanity.

fo’ sho’

Are they trying to gaslight you into thinking tan is white? Trying to teach grown men colors ineffectually? What is going on here?!

That’s why flying in the fall/winter is the way to go - then you can have a jacket with pockets filled. And it’s immeasurably easier to access items during the flight from jacket pockets vs. pants pockets.

Can I inquire what section of the country uses “Change the Laundry” as a phrase? I’ve only ever heard, “Wash the Laundry” or “Do the Laundry”

I ‘Remember the Titans’ Wait, no I don’t...

Or a motorized barstool!

And most of the Packers don’t even think of the Vikings as their rivals. It’s “The Bears still suck” sung across the majority of bars after every Packer game. How does it count as a rivalry if one side doesn’t care?

Well bust my buttons he has quite the potty mouth. Anyone have a bar of soap?

...says the guy that doesn’t mind sitting on his own pee becuase he’s too lazy to lift the seat...