I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

So it all works out. Vegans can grill food just like meat eaters and meat eaters can be just as pedantic as most vegans.

Rhubarb and BKF are two of the best things I have in my kitchen right now. Who knew they were so closely related?

Ha! A witty and devastating bon mot indeed, my good sir! A +1 to you, you sick, twisted, beautiful bastard; a tip of my cap and all the internets to you today! Though you’re assuredly going to hell for this one, I’ll be glad to join you along the way!

This had a happy ending.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Babies

He actually wrote: “Joy to Cleveland and Cavaliers fans everywhere. Rejoice! Your friend, Earl Joseph Smith III" You'd be able to read the full thing if it wasn't so cold in that room.

Yup.

Calling it now, SAS wins this category by the highest percentage of all this years winners.

I read the whole article in Chris Tucker’s Ruby Rhod voice

I’m hearing LeBron is going to sign with:

He didn’t use an hour long TV special to tell us this? DISAPPOINTED

But... but... but he had park-hopper multipass!

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you could have jammed a fork into Dirk Nowitzki’s eye

216 BC: “Listen, I know he’s a brilliant tactician, and I know those Balearic slingers have been doing good things for him, but you cannot seriously expect this ragtag group Hannibal has brought to stand up to the Roman juggernaut. Varro and Paullus are going to be the one-two punch that puts Hannibal in his place.…

1995: “This DirecTV service sounds like a fly-by-night operation that simply CAN NOT keep up with Primestar.”

Yes, sir! There’s at least one for the Civil War and one for WWII.

Lost it at Big 3.