Just below the frame of the photo: a big ink stain on his shirt pocket.

“It’s a Mercury Topaz! The Topaz had the superior four-speed automatic, you idiot!”

That’s a great $20 shirt / tie combo from TJ Maxx.

That take is Cuyahoga hot.

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

Kind of a chicken-egg thing, don’t you think?

Simmons believes that his firing was the result of a conspiracy:

I’m 99.9% certain you can’t. I say as someone who played 100,000 hours and just bought a hard copy of it and NHL 93' last year.

Make the Browns Great Ag- ....nevermind, that one doesn’t work.

#makebrownsgreataga...nevermind

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Chicago. What godawful third-world backwater hellhole do you live in that they’re not?

I just looked up the horse racing trade publication I read and there is an ad for mushroom farmers looking for horseshit. But they want it from a farm with a minimum of 50 horses. That’s a mountain of shit.

NFL@NFL Us? We’re hard thinking about next season.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

It’s dunking and it’s not close. I have been playing pick-up basketball since I was 16. The courts I play at are mostly black guys. I have seen plenty of white dudes come through and shoot about as well from distance in pick-up as Curry does in an NBA game. They get some appreciation, but it’s not like people haven’t…

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Wait, wait, back up the truck. People pay for horse manure??? I’ve hundreds of pounds of this literal shit (I run a small horse farm) and your telling me its brownish-black gold??

If “Not Goodell” ran for President, s/he would be America’s most beloved candidate.