I don’t believe any of this. My dog, 12 years old and he loves hugging my leg every day!

In the seven quarters starting when curry hurt his knee thru the first quarter yesterday, the warriors were plus eighty.

After watching 3 Plumlees play for Duke the last 25 years (give or take), we’ve started referring to this as a “Plumlee” - usually a bad turnover/shot followed by a dumb foul. They were all good for a couple a game.

It’s interesting to note that so far with Curry out, the Death Lineup 2.0 has been a wonky large-ish small-ball group. They punished the Blazers for their lack of size (both guards were taken to the post many a time) as well as the fact that the Blazers’ bigs aren’t terribly skilled.

Not to take away from the Green point, which was great, but good lord, the inside moves from Aminu and Plumlee in those clips were just goddamn awful. I’d like to credit Green, but Plumlee just sort of handed him the ball.

Pretty sure they’re talking about A.J. Pierzynski, Jr. That other dude was famous like 15 years ago.

AJ Pierzynski? Is this one of those “Let’s Remember Some Guys” things y’all do from time to time on here?

If Burke posts a video, he almost always posts it to Screengrabber. Soccer stuff is always posted to Screamer, except for the rare occasion where someone accidentally posts it to main Deadspin. In the end, it doesn’t really matter much.

I’m imagining him now using that gas mask to funnel a bottle of Jack.

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

While the detective gig may have been more stable, there’s a surprising amount of money in Swanton Bombing off ladders and taking copious amounts of drugs.

Goes a long way to explaining some of the weirdness with SNES-era football games (Tecmo Super Bowl III has all sorts of players who are genericized, and I’d bet it matches up with the list of people who didn’t take the money).

I am on my first kid and already on third kid level of caring about the pacifier. Builds character.

Is it bad that we just skipped the “2nd kid:” step here and went directly to “3rd kid..” for our second?

A10 is also the name of all of Flair’s women.

Who is the audience for these clowns? I’ve never understood the appeal. My only regret is that Bayless isn’t taking Screamin’ A with him. They are both like fingernails on a chalkboard.

He spent a LONG time in the USA Wrestling program, probably 3 or 4 years too long. Didn’t start MMA until 2009 or so. Remember watching him fight for the KOTC HW Championship, within a couple weeks of having fought in Australia I believe, and thinking “wow, this guy has a chance to be really really good, if he didn’t…

“C’mon, mate, just dribble the ball. Do that and we’ve found ourselves a loophole.”

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.