“The blood from the illegals I curbstomped washed right out! Five stars.” - Emily Austen

“Why can’t they just burn their three rivers?” - Someone from Cleveland

I don’t think it’s ok to make fun of people for being poor. I just think he looks like the kind of guy who keeps driving the same car because he doesn’t just dislike change, he actively campaigns against it.

Tomato, tomato.

I’m way older than Justin Bieber, way more out of shape than Justin Bieber, and haven’t played an actual game of basketball in over a decade. After watching the clips from the videos linked in this article, I am confident I could beat Justin Bieber in basketball. His game is trash.

What a wuss.

Ok so that’s no hoods on the players, no hoodlums on the field, and no hoodrat stuff on the coin toss. Got it.

Not a lip reader but I’m pretty sure the guy behind him says, “Froze the pond?”

“Steph Curry can’t handle the pressure of the Finals!” - An idiot

The birds in Cleveland don’t bathe. The water would kill them.

Obviously.

The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.

Well, now we know why God hates Cleveland.

Two baseball fights in the same season where someone actually got punched pretty hard! What an amazing time to be alive!

- Best Bear
- Best .gif of a sports kid eating it.
- Sports media retirement we’re happiest to see.

Build the fence higher and make RG3 pay for it!

Ohio. And not very well.

Ohio where they all close at 2 am! It sucks.

What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?

One thing women like is a smile, James. Take it from me. Just keep smiling and one of them is sure to fall for you eventually.