Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Wait, aren’t these the chips that got Liz Lemon pregnant?

You can bury your head in the sand all you want, but there’s a pattern of men being violent against women.

This is great, I wish I had written it.

Because Durant manages to continually come off as incredibly thin-skinned and reacts as though the lack of fawning attention is equal to scorching criticism. For him to be complaining about the media when LeBron, who’s been subjected to massively more media castigation - some of it reasonable, most of it not - manages…

“Ain’t Nobody Doing It With Blocks.”

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Aww, let ‘em have it. It’s probably gonna be the only touchdown they score all game.

Uh, that isn’t the headline ... ?

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

Dear Lord, click the damn link.

Then get off of Foxtrot Alpha.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Some said “getting a purple nurple from LeBron” was an odd Make-a-Wish request, but who are we to judge?

I’m going to dismiss this comment because it makes me sad.

I root for Peyton Manning because one day I’ll be 39, and I don’t want to remember that another man that age was so broken that he was forced to quit doing what he loved.

Well, yeah, that’s the entire Gamergate platform in a nutshell.