Fine but in the 60’s they would have arrested the Panthers.

That’ll show ‘em.

At least it’s keeping you on here commenting and not out in society where you could do actual damage.

Perhaps sequoia pines can only be found in Latvia, Alabama, where Bazingas and DeMarcus grew up hooping together in the shadow of Yellowstone’s Mount Everest.

A Sequoia tree is not a pine. It is a cypress family tree, actually.

You might need some introspection if the cause that gets you angry is daily fantasy sites getting sued for being corrupt.

It is pretty messed up that they would air the documentary without his consent.

That’s ridiculous, but why would you want to go listen to Greg Hardy speak anyway?

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

It's not your fault.

New York becomes the sixth state—and by far the most important one—to ban FanDuel and DraftKings.

This will be overruled. The United States Constitution states that I can own as many Colts as I want.

Because people can only focus on one thing at a time. I get it.

Way too not-crime-y of a crime to be a Raiders crime.

this seems like the most raiders-y crime ever

I got 99 problems but the Panthers 8-1

It’s not over yet in Ann Arbor. If OSU beats Sparty too, and you guys win out, you’re in the Championship game.

I think the point of the article is that by following these "rules", you will have a better story! Just having magic be a force that effortlessly solves all problems makes for a boring read (see Harry Potter for a perfect example!).