I got you!

You just used “pontificate”.

someone who contributed greatly to the death of 4 Americans in Libya

“4 Americans died in Libya!!!”

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However you feel about it, it’s sort of refreshing to see Republicans trying to disenfranchise their own supporters for a change.

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

And the Dems are ready to nominate someone who when voters are asked whats the first word that comes to mind to describe her they say liar. Someone who is likely to be recommended for prosecution for the mishandling of classified information due to her personal email server use and someone who contributed greatly to…

If you think Trump winning would be unfair, what would a fair result be? The GOP had 4 years to come up with candidates that weren’t chucklefucks or robots. They failed. They made their Trump bed, now they can lie in it.

NO ONE DENIES THIS.®

Whoa bruh, 4 fucking deaths, that’s like half a toddler shooting spree here in the great land of Republican Murrica.

You pointed out that he didn’t get a majority in any primary until 2 weeks ago. This is also the period of time that the field has been only 3 people. So in one sentence you use the trend as evidence that he isn’t people’s favorite candidate but then later in the same sentence you ignore this data when saying that in…

BENGHAZI BINGO

I just wanna beat it into a dish towel,

If you don’t recognize ______ is a haughty dipshit as a honorarily patented Drew-ism you need to go home and get your fucking shinebox.

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

Holy fuck is it still 2002?

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

That Crime Bill that Bernie voted for?