Bill Simmons never evolved a day past his 25th birthday. He didn’t have to. Nobody has to when they achieve that level of success that soon.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

What does it say about you when the network that keeps renewing Ballers doesn’t want your sports takes?

I always thought this guy was a fucking blowhard with his self-serving “Ted’s Takes” blog.

Let’s assume you’re right, and that the Verizon Center mortgage impairs the two teams’ ability to invest in the stuff you mention. He’s still suggesting that the city of D.C. should pay his bills for him. He can still get fucked.

To recap the last 7 days in Washington sports:

Holy shit, there was a lot of wrong in this paragraph. Do you know anything about DC sports? Dan Snyder didn’t build Fedex Field, Jack Kent Cooke did with his own money. Snyder bought the team and stadium after Cooke’s death. 

Oatmeal cookies are great because they’re almost always soft, as opposed to any other cookie, where you’re hoping for something soft, but too often stumble upon some bullshit crunchy cookie, and fuck that.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/richest-billionaires/ted-leonsis-net-worth/

wonder waddle happen to him

“Why did they suspend him?”

Can he not just say it’s a lie, he’s never even met that woman, and that the criminal justice system is rigged?

My take is that anyone can, and does make chocolate chip cookies. Therefore, you have tons of mediocre chocolate chip cookies made by mediocre bakers. Amateurs ALWAYS go chocolate chip. If you are going to think outside the box and make an oatmeal raisin cookie, you’re going to have some experience and skill as a…

Been reading Drew’s stuff for years - most of the Gawker stuff as well - what finally got me off my a** to post instead of lurking? The Ginger effing Hammer.

Re: Coen’s – Their filmmaking broken down by the incredible Every Frame A Painting series.

Sure they’re mistaken, but they’re also so MAJESTICALLY mistaken that I’m inspired to go be really, really wrong about something. TODAY IS THE DAY.

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

I’m still desperately hoping for Tony Dungy to be taken down in a Tiger Woods-style sex scandal.

Here are the Browns final eight games: DAL, @BAL, PIT, NYG, CIN, @BUF, SD, @PIT. They’re doomed. There’s not a single win in there.