Fuck all college sports. If your university doesn’t have a public story like this, they’ve just been better at covering it up.

Motherfuck this entire university.

The real take is, “How many fucking layers does Bill Simmons have on and fucking why?!” Is that two sweaters or one very fucking shitty sweater that looks like two? Why is he wearing some faux-vintage fade shirt?
You look like the world’s schlubbiest fucking dad, Bill! FIX THAT SHIT!

Man, fuck this school.

This reminds me so much of some family pictures from when I was a kid (that I threw away the day my mother finally died) where either I was being given some bullshit academic/athletic award or my father was being given some bullshit award and the three of us were there looking miserable (my father and I had nearly…

the occasional Scottish hooker.

Do these prep school pussies think they look tough or something with their hair gel and loafers?

If you think this is bad I highly recommend checking out the Preakness. Started drinking at a bar at 7 AM, took a 30 pack on the bus down, kept drinking, ate molly, kept drinking and got home and slept for 24 hours. Australia can’t hang.

God, I miss college.

Looks like a Bills tailgate but with more formal wear and less zubaz

He’ll get “Von Miller money” in ‘17 with all the money up front, then turn to dog shit with off field issues, only to get traded back to the Pats for for chump change where he’ll come back stronger then ever.

The local Christian bakery had no problem with this.

KID’S MOM: I’m looking for a cake for my 5-year-old’s birthday, let’s see... fuck Tom Brady, is that a good choice?

Bills Mafia made man at five, quite an achievement.

The Pats beat guys turned on Collins in about an hour. Where were all these stories last week or this morning? None of them had the balls to stand up and say it because I’m sure none of them actually believed it or thought this stuff till he got shipped out of town. I’d imagine there would have to be some other…

As someone who played college soccer I can attest to how goddamn annoying and awful they can be. We would all kind of always be around each other because we would arrive at the same time for preseason. Then you often have to eat together, travel together, in the same classes, same parties, etc. I remember some players…