Jesus Christ, it was a term of endearment.

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Truth.

As a Vermonter I 2nd this. I loved the Expos growing up. Also, I think Vermont and Maine should be separate from the rest of New England.. Those states suck.

I would regularly meet people from New England while attending Expos games. Good times.

The only things that have made me laugh this morning are the look on the first Satanist’s face when she said “Why do you think?!” and the second Satanist walking along in full regalia, texting.

Wait, where was the biker “wall of meat” to protect him? Did they get lost?

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

The Expos were my NL team for years (I’m a Red Sox fan, yes I know that makes me a terrible person). My dad took us up to Montreal one year for a game, we had shitty seats in that shitty old dump and the Expos lost and yet still had the time of our lives and for my NL team that was that.

They should wear those once a month.

vs this?

“Maybe if we wear red Odor won’t know who to destroy.”

So many of these alternates annoy me. I loved the World Series last year, but it bugged me that both teams wore their alts for Game 7. Royal blue vs. dark blue, for the championship, ugh. That game needed white and grey jerseys, thank you very much.

IT’S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIINNNN

That kid’s a trouble starter, a punk instigator. After all this Trump business, he just looks like he’s fear-addicted, maybe even danger illustrated.

What I’m trying to say is, he’s no more than a firestarter, albeit a twisted firestarter.

Why is the lead singer of Creed accepting Bagwell’s award in that photo?

Actually, only one got 23%.