Rich people are full of shit

I do digital analytics consulting. I had a marketing director tell me to lie about numbers so it would make “brand awareness look better.” ...

Mayonnaise is too spicy

Somehow that logo is only the second most criminal object in this photo

GTFO with you and your fancy ass “stripes”

I remember my old Director of Marketing talking about how at an event they activated their brand with over 300 people. She meant they hadn’t out candy with our logo on it to 300 people. God I hated her.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I haven’t gone through it, but I’d guess they have Joel Embiid on the 76ers, born in 1994.

You should put a cat in there.

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

They switched to Monster Cables.

Chris Christie has the is a saddest balls.

i’ve never gotten a ticket, but i worry about it multiple times a day. there does seem to be some leeway, but if you live somewhere with 70 different municipalities you never know what that leeway is.

Ha, ha — never!

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

They bite back and fight back! Never mess with a pissed off pussy.

My friends from Vermont were SHOCKED that I had never heard of this.

I don’t think he’s annoyed given the actor who plays him is pretty fit. Now if SNL was to point out how short Putin is in real life (only 5'7") then you would start seeing people getting “mysteriously sick” and dying. I swear, the man has a Napoleon complex. He does not like being around tall people or around anything…