Vermont, Maine remain in the states (for now)

I love how he first wants to apologize to his stupid probably racist girlfriend, not to people of color, or jews. THEN he wants to apologize to the fucking UFC for some reason, not to people of color or jews. THEN he wants to apologize to his wife’s sponsors, not to people of color or jews. fuck this dude

If this ever comes to Oregon, I am guessing the owner of this car will be bummed when he finds out “STOLEN” vanity plate is invalid...

and when they did come:

i tried to but damn near the entire thing was redacted

seriously. any given afternoon from May til September in Chicago is like this. i miss it!

if you’re not describing Dawson Park in N Portland, Oregon you very well could be.

his tweet, not the article

his tweet, not the article

almost all bars (and restaurants for that matter) in portland or have water coolers (carboys) for self-serve water.

The A&W i went to with semi frequency about four years ago in San Rafael, CA had them all the time. i had them then, and along with the rest of the food there, they were not good.

shut up, moron.

Pats seem always play with drama in their SB wins and losses, that’s for sure.

no excuses from this Pats fan... they played poor defense / hardly any pressure on Foles and bad tackling; i was wondering why they did that shitty trick play that was a. was risky as fuck to let Brady be a vulnerable receiver in the first place and b. didn’t even work (worked for the Eagles tho!); sitting Malcolm…

nah, i’ll take your word for it

“What’s the least sexy domain name we can think of for our porn site?”

Hamm’s is originally from Minnesota anyway.

there literally cannot be anything in that shed worth hiring an exterminator for. burn it to the ground.

has anyone who claimed to have a high-IQ actually been smart?

i hate using condoms too, but i hate not having sex even more