Remember that article yesterday? The one about giving up limbs and organs to own a car? I didn't have my answer until now.

Hmmm, I wonder if the keyboard misfires and double-feeds like a real M4/M16.....

I'm trying to determine if you asked that legitimately, or sarcastically.

Requisite comment about people who've never been in combat using the phrase "makes you feel like you're using an actual weapon in combat." Come on guys, us tech savvy military types read this too, and that's a great way to irk us.

/requisite

So, who's the lady with the beautiful voice that's featured in the video?

That's exactly what I thought of as soon as I saw the article. Well played!

I could write a long statement regarding my support for your position, but let's just say you and I are agreed and save my fingers the exhaustion. Your critical thinking abilities are much appreciated. Well done sir.

Sweet mother of pearl, I hope the in charge individuals listen to your request

I'm so, so, so, so sorry for doing this. But I just couldn't help myself.

You were a lot nicer in regards to pointing out this mistake than I was, and yet people still have to add their $0.02 about a few minor grammatical slips. Because they've never made a mistake, ever. Your spelling errors are far more egregious than a complete disregard for a massive part of the writing process. …

Ah, lots of swearing. Yes, well, you've proven that you lack a certain restraint. Hell, my very existence has already gotten to you. You are going to be entertaining, I can just tell.

Love the new daily feature. Keep on being awesome.

@Yurikaze: It's part of the trade in deal. After you sign the paperwork, the take you into a back room. Think Rabbi Tuckman's little guillotine for circumcision from Robin Hood: Men in Tights .

200 mph - 15.9 seconds

@Dab O' Swine: Glorious! I second the motion. Motion passes.

@Superfunk: The upper revs aren't "unlocked" yet. Once the engine temp gets up there, the Aventador is supposed to be over 8k rpm. The end of the clip showed that they barely hit 5k.

Huge revs? (From the video title)

Thank you good sir! (I'm assuming a little, since your s/n has "dude" in it, lol). I posted up another response for your amusement. Why they keep coming back for more abuse, I'll never know; but it keeps me entertained so I'm not complaining!

That the best you got son? A disbelief that I'm actually a member of our Armed Forces currently serving in the United States Army? That I've done two tours in Iraq, first in Hawijah, a little shithole town where we took fire on a daily basis, and the second in Tikrit, Saddam Hussein's birthplace and home away from…