@parkrndl: I second the motion. Also, LF-A.

Hey, I may be a bastard, but at least I admit it. Whereas you are just a douche who doesn't realize it. You see, I'm not a well written basement dweller, I'm a well written infantryman (that's what the 11B is for). We do exist, believe it or not, few and far between though we may be. I'm angry, I'm violent, I have…

Leroy Jethro Gibbs does not appreciate being called "redneck".

So, are you saying I could join up and use my STI as a patrol car and they'll foot the bill for repairs? Haha.

You know, I had just changed my pants after seeing the awesome image Mr. Hardigree brought to us, and then you go an do this and I have to go change them once again.

How did jalopnik not get this? I was certain this would be a cross post!

Son, piss off. That's not ocd, that's basic research. There's a pretty significant difference between the two types of weapons systems, but apparently since the very basics overloaded your brain housing group, I know you will fail your comprehension check, so I won't waste my time explaining.

Dear *expletives that would make your mother weep*,

Did you just use improved to describe the new format? Shame on you!

@ae211079: I second the motion and thank the above for the alternatives they've mentioned.

3 to 22 centuries? Damn, it wasn't supposed to take that long!

"No one was injured. Yet." Fixed.

Damn it, now I want some pizza.

See, this is what happens when retards try to improv. Stick to the teleprompter there sweet cheeks.

@bossvoodoo: Congrats, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, lol.

It's a Toyota. It's not beige. Hopefully the revolution has begun!

@Squeme: Because iPhone. Why else?

@Ryan West: I would disagree with you there. A PR stunt would be "TSA Catches Man Trying to Get an Gun Onto an Airplane". This is nothing but bad press for TSA.

@ME-4 12: Unfortunately, there's no way to truly be safe, but that's a pretty bad failure rate when you consider the number of lives they're protecting. You see, that 1% is relative. In the security world, 1% is atrocious. Imagine 1% of terrorist attacks succeeding. Imagine 1% of the assassination attempts on our…

That car should come with an advisory that reads something like this: