I can't figure out how to upvote this.

I took this guy out in a poker tournament at Mohegan Sun, so I already did my part.

"…recently held is own horror fest…" I totally read that in Michael Cane's voice.

I frequently work with a commercial director who does this. He cracks me up. I'm always like, "Are we sure we need a 30-foot crane for this shot? It's just nachos, man."

This movie is actually WAY better than its initial critical response, if anyone is thinking about watching it.

A 20-age booklet? Can't I just get a new one?

Also, anyone who is involved with theater, the comedy world, or anyone who went to Jewish camp in my experience loves it.

…wonders why so much attention was paid to the hairstyle of her Star Trek captain and not any other…

"There."

Wow. I really wish I could get my hands on some decent blow.

"Now, chew through my ball sack."

Naomi Campbell?

Property Brothers and Love It or List It. Can't believe people pay that much to live in Canada.

Oh, that's because the studio wanted a preview cut that made it look like standard animated family fare to bring in the kiddies. It's a bit of a misrepresentation, but I much prefer that type of marketing to shitty movies.

I want a tote bag that says, "Take dicks. Do more coke. Help me destroy my marriage."

Ugh. Fargo Rock City sucks so bad. Klosterman can write, but personally I'm not going to like Motley Crue any more even if you write a whole damn book about how awesome they are.

Prince was awesome.

Susanna Clarke (author of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell) and Dave Chappell.

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't take my cues from Reddit/4chan unless I'm an advertiser for Doritos and Mt. Dew (I am).

Ha, I watched it three times while my wife was napping. She's only seen the first two episodes and wasn't feeling it. I'm desperately trying to get her to watch 3 and 4 before episode five airs.