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People in the industry refer to stuff like that as "cozies" or at least that's what my wife says.

Don't forget about ElWood!

I really liked this so I read it to my wife. Her response: "So, does his wife know that the only reason they met is because he was trying to scam on some waitress?"

I've never seen that actress anywhere before but man, she's killing it.

If I was a coked-up TV executive, I'd totally green light a full series of Homeless James Bond. Too bad I'm not a TV executive.

It's probably more personal preference than anything. I've seen the first seasons of both. I thought the overall story for Wynona was tighter and the lead actors were stronger. I get the point about Dark Matter coming on strong late though.

I think it's better than Dark Matter, way better than Killjoys, not nearly as good as The Expanse.

INXS - Never Tear Us Apart - Sax:

Yeah, I just use the Cook's Illustrated method. Coals against the side, soaked wood chips over them, pork shoulder on the other side of the grill with two small metal bowls filled with water, one on the coal level and one on the pork shoulder level. Three hours like that and then 2.5-3 more in the oven on 325.

What do I call it when I use my Weber kettle grill to smoke pork shoulder (genuinely asking)?

Seth MacFarlane is from Kent, Connecticut, which is about 96% white (English/Irish/etc.) so maybe he grew up just eating bangers and mash, blood pudding, haggis, and spotted dick.

I am very confused about this article (maybe because i don't have any kids). Are kids required to order from the kid's menu? Why can't parents just order what they want their kids to eat from the normal menu? Or I guess work with the kid to figure out what they'd eat, but just not off the kid's menu? Is it that if the

I accidentally say Carrot Top twice (drunkenly wondering into the student union) and Better than Ezra like four times.

He's also great in the movie Sex Drive, which sounds like it should be terrible, but is actually really funny.

There was the bear suit blowjob scene and the rapidly aging hag make out scene in The Shining.

The movie, Bartleby, starring Crispin Glover is fantastic. One of his best roles, and with a great supporting cast (Joe Piscopo kills, seriously!). The direction and cinematography are also really well done, and it's hilarious to boot.

Ha, my friend and I were just talking about how awesome that must have been for the writing team.

The thing that always freaked me out about Baywatch Nights is they never cleared up when/how Hasselhoff's character slept. I mean, if you're lifeguarding all day and investigating paranormal shit all night, when do you sleep? Damn near drove me insane.