But when is the television version of Von Trier's Outbreak arriving?

That is an intense-sounding trip.  If possible, avoid buying non-alcoholic beverages at the airport.  Four bucks for a bottled water is fricking ridiculous.

I really hate maxi dresses.  Unless you're going to a super formal event, I don't see the point.  They make people look like moms vacationing in Hawaii, minus the floppy sunhat.

I blew through my paycheck in record time this week, picking up a few dresses because, in preparing for a trip I took last week, I realized all my beautiful Mad Men frocks were either 0s or 2s, and despite my best efforts in exercising every day, I'm still 6-8.  I don't think that's fat at all- I do have body…

Yeah, fuck the source material, just keep everybody around!

It's probably "Inspired by a true story," which means that someone read an article in Reader's Digest and thought, "Why not?"

I wonder if he'll start greeting Diane Kruger at the door each evening wearing nothing but saran wrap and a cowboy hat.

I hope they can get Rachel Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, and Tara Reid to voice Josie and the Pussycats.

@avclub-578e8fa3ff67e364550447d75dce678d:disqus I actually really dig CQ, being super into the French New Wave, Barbarella, Danger: Diabolik, and schlocky horror, but yeah, Sofia was insanely fucking wooden even though she had no lines.

@avclub-578e8fa3ff67e364550447d75dce678d:disqus I can kind of see that.  I guess her acting was better than that cameo she had in CQ.

Ka-RAZY is an extreme form of karate only practiced by true masters.

I thought putting it in the freezer would be good enough, but if @avclub-ad8fd4291fac0d1d7dbfe8d4c83c467e:disqus says it, it must be true.

And a piece of toast.

It's called karate, and only two kinds of people know it, the Chinese and James Brown.  And he's one of them.

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus Well, the sorority film IS on YouTube, I'm told. Anyone needing to perv on an AVC commentator with no acting talent can check that out.

Wait…really?  I mean, I love Sofia Coppola, adore her directing, have purchased her photography books, but, damn, if she wasn't super shitty in Part III.

This news calls for a drink.  Get me a vodka rocks.

@avclub-ea1026696cadc48775907505feafed8e:disqus I had no idea you could buy Smirnoff vodka at Costco.  I mean, I know you can't in Oregon, but I didn't know they sold it in stores elsewhere.

Oh, shit.  I work at PSU and while we didn't get any dancing salmon, there were numerous people screaming in the plaza about flouride and hundreds of old ladies who tried to push anti-flouride literature at me.

One of my friends in college literally always called me up when he needed someone to do nudity or almost-nudity in his student films.  I think I was credited as "Naked Girl" in the first one, and I played a sorority girl cannibal in another.  The one that caused my Lil Wayne-loving friend to cut me off though was a…