I thought that just yesterday when watching Gilmore Girls with my mom.  She's never seen the show before, and there's 80 episodes on the DVR, all from January, and they include advertisements for Bunheads, back before it got dumped like a less gay Sara Shepard series.

Vodka tears taste excellent over ice.

I don't think so.  Either way, I want a copy I can hold onto, especially since I just canceled Netflix and will probably not pay for Prime once my trial expires.

Excellent! I can keep my lesbian club card.

Goddammit.  I was just wondering last night if any of the bootleg sites I use have done a DVD set for this show yet.  I'll wait to watch this til after I've had some vodka tonight.

I feel like 90% of the people I meet here are really nice.  But either there's an extremely vocal minority who like to scream at everyone else, or maybe reasonable people just get ugly when the food carts run out of glutenfree soy curls.

Well, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time…

Ah.  I know a lot of people really dig her, but I've never felt inclined to check out her show.  I hate a lot of Comedy Central's programming.

Chris Franjola always comes across as a pathetic old man struggling to hump as many nineteen year olds as possible in order to stave off his own feelings of mortality.  So he's a natural fit to host this program.

Have Schumer fans started calling everyone who dislikes her misogynist yet?  I have never seen her show- or anything else she's done, IIRC- but I keep expecting Dunham-level arguments about her comedy.

Probably.  That was a really weird fucking campaign when it was going in Stumptown.  So many people seemed violently angry on either side of the debate, you'd think fluoride had fucked their mothers.

…about my face.

And using the hashtag #Not Racist nullifies the bigotry of an offensive tweet.

Oh god.  A former friend of mine was once obsessed with him and spent all her free time, listening to, talking, and writing about him.  She stopped being friends with me because I was naked in a short film, but I kind of feel like someone who writes Lil Wayne RPF is in no position to judge.

I was really hoping the big twist would be that Salinger was Gossip Girl all along.  Dan Humphrey was just a patsy.

I think Weinstein actually did want it to get leaked.  If he was genuinely concerned, he probably would have just kept his mouth fucking shut about some "twist" or "secret."  It just kind of reeks of "We do not talk about Fight Club" regulation, in which everyone will be talking about Figh Club, a.k.a. Salinger's…

A Perfect Day for Bananahammocks.

Just not the ones who dislike fireworks.

Her Republican bitterness keeps her small.

Those people probably also believe Gillian Flynn is a genius, so I can't even begin to take them seriously.