You really should! It's not good by any means, though some of the music is decent, but it's pretty addictive and silly in a really entertaining way. There's a pretty intense plot in season one about Hayden Panettiere's drug addict mom and her sober living counselor who starts screwing Hayden before running away with…

Oh, fuck you, Gillian Flynn. Every single one of her goddamn novels features a woman who falsely accuses a man of rape. I'll bet anyone right here $100 that Guy's wife pulls the fake rape card when blackmailing him in this adaptation. It's gross bullshit that would absolutely not be tolerated by feminists if the…

Based on the description, it sounds like a "have your cake and eat it too" scenario about a woman who fucks another woman but is secretly pining for the dick that got away. Probably less Lost Girl and more literally every other network program that features a bisexual woman. ABC tried this sort of relationship…

I bought a bootleg of the show off iOffer several years ago, and just recently started showing it to my partner who warmed up pretty quickly (the bit about ghost high school idiots thinking cacausians should go back where they came from did it). I would happily purchase a legit release though.

So many canceled comedies about plucky ladies. I saw the complete series of Emily's Reasons Why Not on the shelf at work last week and thought, "Really? That canned after the pilot show gets a release, but not Aliens in America?"

They film scenes on the same block at an extremely pricey grocery store/deli I worked at for a few months. I wish Rebecca Romijn had come in for dolmas and pinot noir. I would've told her how entertaining I found Femme Fatale and agonized over asking why her Ugly Betty character was into women pre-transition and only…

I liked the remake when it was first released because it was basically a gross-out comedy about awful sorority girls being butchered. As I've gotten older, however, I feel pretty disturbed by the filmmakers using child rape as the catalyst for some extremely disgusting kills. I know part of that is my own aversion to…

Generally, I skip over music newswires entirely, unless the headline grabs me or I'm curious to read the comments. Every "(Band) draws from (old album I've never heard of or cared for) for inspiration" piece gets me yawning.

The album has really grown on me. It's not nearly as poppy as Born to Die or her earlier work. "Cruel World" in particular reminds me of a pretty intense, manipulative person I had a sadomasochistic relationship with last year, and when I spent a weekend over the summer sort of near where they live, I listened to it…

Maybe? I think I always turned the channel after the no-emotional-consequences partner-swapping. That also sounds like the plot of my favorite Thanksgiving movie Pieces of April.

It's always in terrible movies and TV shows that we get diversity twofers without the writers understanding how silly and patronizing it is. At least in decent stuff, they acknowledge the trope, instead of burdening an idealized, saintly caricature with carrying the load of specialness. Even something as flawed as the…

An ex of mine once emailed me a review of In My Skin and just reading about the film caused me to vomit. I don't watch a lot of body horror, but I did really enjoy this year's Honeymoon. It was hard to watch, but a pretty interesting take on the fears of both pregnancy and the way a person can change after marriage.

The Family Stone is one of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. It's populated by the most ridiculous liberal stereotypes north of Rachel Getting Married, truly atrocious individuals who I wish would die in a blizzard. For whatever reason, they play it constantly on E! and when I had just graduated college and…

Right there with you.

Yeah, I eat everything. I try to be mindful of where meat comes from, and I really like vegan fake meat. The place I got the ham is the height of well-prepared vegan food. The owner has a huge barn he converted into a smokehouse, so the Thanksgiving hams were aged for almost a month.

I have a theory that if you have to tell people you're a good person, you're not. I TRY to be a good person, but more often than not, I fail at that, at least in terms of taking pleasure in people's pain. That said, I find Scott Stapp's money troubles hilarious. I feel sad for his wife, as she has to deal with…

I just started watching that awfsome show last week. I binged on all the episodes available on Hulu and as terrible as I think it is, I really love Amy and Lauren's storylines. I still hate Liam and Karma is an incredibly shallow and manipulative person, but I can't stop watching. Anyway, I'm looking forward to…

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I'm an average overeducated asian woman working a minimum wage job. I've always be vaguely critical of my gentrified Portland neighborhood, but the day before Thanksgiving, I finally learned to appreciate its sexy qualities. The second the white guy with dreads handed me that vital gluten hyam…

I picked up my preordered smoked, ginger, vegan ham today because I live in a Portlandia sketch and apparently some people forgot to pick theirs up, as I saw the place advertising extra ones near to closing time on Facebook. Sorry about your turkey, man.

As a teenager, I know I saw newspaper ads for films that promoted the new trailers attached. If the blurbs from local Fox affiliates aren't bringing in the dough, you gotta do something.