See also: Elisha Cook, Jr.

Ah yes, Talky Tina's uncle.

The ending of "The New Exhibit" reminds me a little of Maniac, the Lustig original (though I haven't seen the remake, so it's possible that particular scene was retained).  It's just so goddamn spooky, the idea that these inanimate figures are brought to life by one's fetishization of them, but even then, the one who…

I've never seen either, but I'd rather watch Jaws 3D than Avatar.  I also have a soft spot for Jaws: The Revenge after reviewing it for a month of Christmas-themed movies.  It's not often you get to see both a woman in her late 50s trying to bang a guy named Hoagie AND ridiculously dangerous and ugly garbage…

Actually, it's likely last week was the unannounced finale of High School USA!, as Fox has been scheduling- and repeatedly pulling- an episode about Amber discovering her mother was in porn.  I checked the schedule just yesterday and saw that two episodes are being rerun tomorrow instead of one new, one rerun as they…

Ah, you've never seen the epic Lohan-Stewart fights that erupted on Tumblr after she hosted Chelsea Lately.

Considering McBride signed on to remake Klovn, I don't think there's any doubt he's doing what he does for the money.

Ah yes, the book which ends with one brother suckling at his sister's breast.

I read all of the series in high school, and to be quite honest, as an extremely sheltered child, it provided me with a late form of sexual awakening.  I probably masturbated more the year I read these books than I did at age four, which was a lot.  So basically, I have V.C. Andrews and her profoundly fucked up saga…

A friend of mine recently explained the backstory on Rise of the Guardians, and I have a hard time begrudging it a fandom now.

Try tumblr.  It exists.

Maybe she was hoping the oven would explode and then she could walk away from the restaurant in slow motion.

I heard it for the first time a month ago, and I silently hate myself every time I pull it up on Spotify.

Besides the fact that it's an awful show?  I don't fault Mark Strong or Lennie James for that.  It's just bad.

They might.  I've never looked.

They're not practical anymore, but they're still my favorite place to get laid during the summer, usually during the much less interesting B picture.  For example, the last two times I've gone, the first movies were The Warriors and American Graffiti, followed by Machete and Rise of the Planet of the Apes,…

I can't believe I have to wait til next year for my Yakult fix.

I think it's safe to say she will not be back.  I wouldn't be surprised if season five opened with a Dynasty-level "It was all a dream" fix.

When I worked at Target, both shows were constantly on in the break room.  It always distracted me from whatever terrible book I was reading.

A wise decision.  I started watching it, and I know I'll stick with it until both gay characters are dead.  Other than that, I like watching Elementary after I take sleeping medication and passing out on the couch.