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Not the ones on AMC or TLC, but yes, pretty much.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus Thanks to feminism, I now understand that self-love involves more than just Ryan Gosling movies and ice cream!

This reminds me of how, for the last week or so, my coworkers and I have been debating what outfit best expresses "I am a classy person but would still like to bone you."  I generally just wear t-shirts and skirts to work- the standard uniform for working at a college bookstore- and have very little experience in

I can't imagine it lasting more than a season.  It was really goddamn pathetic, especially coming after Breaking Bad.  No subtlety or sense of appropriate pacing at all.

My dad decided to start watching The Killing halfway through the finale this year.  I can't remember the last time I was so annoyed with him for reasons that don't involve the NRA.

I watch them, but it's really fucking annoying that Talking Bad airs after Low Winter Sun.  That show was terrible and I actually felt bad for watching it, as I'm hoping it tanks so we get a fourth season of the new and improved Killing.

I think everyone here as shown themselves to be amenable to lamps made out of breasts.

If she did have more meat on her frame, there would be three pages of jokes about eating cupcakes on the toilet.

Badger, is that you?

"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity in the way only a woman can."

They're doing a nickel up at Attica.

@avclub-3e3218bd33c9b0f06b2887aafce565df:disqus I've mentioned it to her bosses, so I trust that their sensitivity training will teach her not to talk like that.  If she does it again, they said they'll take it higher up in the corporation.

@Scrawler2:disqus Makes sense.  I used to get Brazilian waxes fairly regularly, mostly out of self-esteem issues and insane concerns about my body, and I'm sure if I ever were to be naked on camera again, I probably would too.  I can't see myself doing it specifically for a partner again though.

@LiberalCollegeFreshman:disqus Yeah, I get really weirded out by girls who have no moss on their banks.  But at the same time, you don't want to be pulling moss out of your teeth afterward.

There's just so much racist stuff in the world that any observant child could identify, yet ignorant or just clueless adults have such a hard time grasping it.  I had to tell my manager at work that calling Asians tiny and acrobatic wasn't cool- and made me uncomfortable, being Chinese and all- and instead of

@avclub-b1930b61fe9011a84ab4eb80af65ec45:disqus I tip my hat to your knowledge of foreign zombie stories, sir/madam.

It's one of those things- like trimming my nails- that I sometimes forget to do before a date, and while it usually doesn't matter, I feel the need to do it anyway.  One of my friends says he obsessively cleans his house the day before he goes to a party where he might meet girls.

They've really been stressing the online component, which is good, although I have yet to see any gifsets for either show on Tumblr.  Seems kind of odd, considering they've been promoting the online gifmaker to an obsessive degree.

Only people in Paris, France appreciate a good mossy bank.

I know it's not particularly helpful, but they do have all the episodes streaming on their site, if DVRing or preemption issues aren't resolved.