No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

sometimes i think you're the only other person on this site with a goddamn brain.

The Crown Royal bag shift boot is a good indicator of all the crazy that went into this hack job. CP!

This looks way too similar to the "I'm Trina Kill A House" story.

Kind of like surgeons, who still basically cut something out of you with a knife, sew you together with string, and tell you to wait a while.

Terrifying wood shards aside, it still pleases me a great deal that we launch multi-million dollar ships by basically hurling them at the sea.

Big Phil's got a sublime green with black accent Datsun 280Z that may be the best looking green car I've ever seen.

Wow. You just posted something from Page Six. Gossip that's lower on the scale than TMZ. Go say five hail Mercedes and ask for forgiveness.

Look how happy he is! (even in a quit paint edit)

Tilt cabs can get pretty sad.

This may have become something of a cliché at this point, but while watching this it occurred to me that we're witnessing the true successor to the monster Auto Union cars.

American Woman
Come and hoon my ride
American Woman
Will you be my bride?

I'm for equality; we can take your car
I call out the curves and you push it hard
Oh woman
I like your driving line
American Woman
i know you make good time

I like the way you work the limited-slip
You can get it sideways without losing grip
Oh Woman!
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