This is why I never go any where or do anything.

My boyfriend and I are both outdoorsy people and love to go camping. We usually go quite a few times in the summer, but the absolute best is during the fall. The colors are beautiful, it's not too cold out yet, and there's less competition for camping spots.

Goosebumps for DAYZ.

I come down to the kitchen for breakfast on a Saturday morning. My mom and my sister are already up, and they look exhausted. My mom asks, "Did you sleep alright?"

So I told what I thought was the one story I had that was spooky story worthy. But then this happened over Christmas:

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

My mother comes from the Isle of Man, which is about halfway between England and Ireland. There's a place called the Fairy Bridge and it's considered wise to greet the fairies when you're passing it, or they might get angry with you and you don't want that. When Mum was about 10, she had a girl friend from England who…

So, in parts of America, people force women to give birth to children but the same people won't allow said women to feed their babies? OKAY THEN.

E-BOWL-A

Doctors without Borders are a bunch of saints. Higher quality saints than Mother Teresa, for that matter. Hope he makes it through alright.

See, I may be into kinky stuff from time to time, but I refuse to be treated like a product.

Oh, lord, I can only imagine. My son is 13. I CANNOT SING AND DANCE ANYMORE EVER.

Obama is no peach especially when it comes to foreign policy, but look at this is gif and enjoy his awesomeness

I work in customer service and today was one of those days where the customers are just… drinking the same Kool-Aid? I don't know. But one guy came up to me and started ranting about how we don't carry any electronics magazines (we literally have an entire SECTION devoted to electronics, but ok, maybe not the one he…

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

Yeah...my 90 year old mom was telling me the other day that Indians should stop whining about the Redskins cause back in HER day at junior college (1938), they had not one but TWO Indians on the coaching staff of the football team "and we just loved our Indians"! Once I would have taken her to task over such a…

I would love Jezebel to do an informal poll asking their readers how many of them were sexually harassed like that at their first job. I tried to handle it myself (but I was 15!) and that didn't work. Finally broke down and told my supervisor when people started noting my reduced work performance (I was dragging my…

Ugh, this is horrible. I live in MA, but we get news for NH all the time and this is just horrible. The police genuinely do seem to be taking it seriously, thank god. Weirdly, in the first reports I heard a day or so ago, they said he turned himself in. How does turning yourself in and then pleading not guilty work, I…

I've read for a long time and never commented, but I just had to on this. You know, I just feel like, this "ugh.. Those parents who have nothing but their children and don't prioritize their marriage" stuff is just one more way to judge and guilt parents (especially mothers). Now, I don't just have to feel…

Yup. Forget the adorably, fully-stocked antique kitchen I found at a thrift store. No, my kid is busy with a week-old balloon animal that basically looks like a large pink condom at this point.