Oooh a lot of things I’m interested in this time. I may actually finally watch Love Actually.

All phones can disable notifications automatically at night and security requires some consciousness.

I know Sporks. That abomination is NO spork.

I know Sporks. That abomination is NO spork.

This is great. The different fauna, flora, and biomes are my favorite part. I still don’t even really have any exocraft or play online much, but I still enjoy the hell out of this game.

I understand drunk, entitled, racist, and just fucking mean, but what I don’t get is how in this Year of Our Lord 2018 these dumb assholes STILL don’t understand how the internet work.

WTF is the appeal of this, or Twitch in general anymore? Is this just the natural evolution of reality TV? I really don’t get it.

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

there are only so many lips and assholes i can ingest per day...

I have a feeling she can afford to buy as many new sets of white clothing as she wants.

At the next campaign rally: “The Democrat babies made such a big deal about a little toilet tissue stuck to my shoe! Such a big issue. Well I’ve stopped wiping my ass, so the joke’s on them, folks! The joke’s on them.”

between the piece about spidermans police portrayal and now this, I truly believe kotaku has completely lost its shit. Do any of you people know what fun even is anymore?

Is there anyone right now on this planet you’d like to punch as hard as humanely possible more so than this complete prick right now......setting aside Trump of course and his asshole sons, and his entire Admin and oh yeah, Lindsay Graham, and Orrin Hatch, and Chuck Grassley and the entire G.O.P and every piece of…

Alternatively I once ate at a breakfast place that didn’t ask me how I wanted my eggs, and I forgot that part of the prices because I don’t dine out for breakfast often, and they just brought out fried gross runny eggs that I had to give to my boyfriend because I can’t do nonscrambled egg.

Did... did I just see the wizard cast a spell and impale a goblin and blood start to drip on his pierced chest?

The whole scenario of casting a bunch of real life people as now generic young “sexy” sim characters sounds like a really fucking stupid idea from day one.

Remember, this is allegedly one of the moderate ones. Ok.

I call total bullshit on this. Who in their right mind keeps a disposable wall calendar from THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO?!