...yes, yes you can.

More power to people who enjoy this sort of thing, but I moved out of the American south specifically to get away from the regional tendency to slather mayonnaise on anything that doesn’t move fast enough (and the heat, humidity, and ten month tornado season).

That...does not look or sound at all…

Hey now, do’t sell ‘em sort, many are also super homophobic.

I don’t have my manager’s card, I mean I don’t have his number, I mean I can’t give out his number, I mean I don’t know who my manager is.... I mean.... SECURITY!! This bad lady is asking hard questions and making me confused. Please send her to jail, for being... assertive and expecting service and respect.

Boston is the Florida of the Northeast. Throw the whole damned city in the trash.

Sneak peak of the next episode . . .

Agreed.  I like it when the show doesn’t take itself so seriously.  I don’t think anyone watches Horror Story to actually be scared.  

FYI, that’s exactly how it’s handled in Spider-Man. Spider-Man specifically says “I better get out of here before the cops arrive” after most of the crimes he stops. And hey, guess what! If you stick around, some will even shoot at you or say they’re taking you in.

Spider-Man’s portrayal of policing feels divorced from reality

Fallon went on record that his show is strictly soft-serve. He is a Golden Sheppard of a person. He doesn’t want to upset anyone. 

They wanted to do that, but Fallon couldn’t keep himself from giggling and making cute faces.

He did. Hillary killed them all. #FoxNewsUpdate #LockHerUp #Benghazi!!!

When we have to put together food for clients that use our facility you’d think that 50-75% of the population has a gluten intolerance by the amount of gluten free requests we get.

“Signed, ten year Yelp Elite.”

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…

“I’m not grasping for as many straws as it may appear.”

I disagree. This is silly.  

Pikachus have brown stripes on their back and a brown gradient at the base of their tail.

Instead of flying into space and getting chased by Sentinel ships you can just fly around the planet for like 30 seconds to lose them. As long as you’re inside the atmosphere no ships should spawn, and ground Sentinels can’t really chase you.

Interestingly, Boy George did at one point write “Waka waka waka waka waka Wakandacon” as a song, but he changed the lyrics substantially before releasing it.

They clearly don’t know that all the FPS Nazis are going to screaming about this until they fix it. I have yet to see a game come out where there isn’t someone bitching about it not hitting 60 FPS or higher.