Still plugging along on my iPhone 6S plus, I have the feeling I’ll keep on using that thing until it finally pukes it’s guts up at some point in the future.

The Doctor’s face when Rosa refused to move was perfect, powerful without overshadowing Rosa herself.

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

An elementary school buried a time capsule in 1998. My brother, a friend of his, and I dug it up in 2000. There wasn’t anything in it. Y2K destroyed it all.

I’m just glad Starfire seems to have ditched that jacket. That’s enough for me.

Every episode of LAST MAN STANDING should start with Tim Allen coughing, his wife looking slightly concerned, and then moving on with the show.

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

there are only so many lips and assholes i can ingest per day...

But what exactly is Black Panther 2? Isn’t T’Challa currently dead? The answers to those questions are we “We don’t know” and “Yes.”

I do love that every article about Black Panther, Spider-man, et al. is this weird schrodinger’s movie script where we pretend we do and also do not know if our heroes will be back after Avengers 4.

But will Archie fight people while naked in the shower in prison.

I have a feeling she can afford to buy as many new sets of white clothing as she wants.

At the next campaign rally: “The Democrat babies made such a big deal about a little toilet tissue stuck to my shoe! Such a big issue. Well I’ve stopped wiping my ass, so the joke’s on them, folks! The joke’s on them.”

between the piece about spidermans police portrayal and now this, I truly believe kotaku has completely lost its shit. Do any of you people know what fun even is anymore?

The key to Peyton Reed getting to do a third Ant-Man is for him to delete all his early social media, just in case.

If that wasn’t enough, a second report from the site indicates Wonder Woman 1984 and Game of Thrones star Pedro Pascal is currently in talks to play “a central lead.”

Sounds like the first episode of that Live Action Star Wars series is going to be a MUCH WATCH for me. I love Dave’s work on the animated front so I’ll be interested to see how he handles directing in live action. Maybe this is a sign that they’re considering him for more involvement in that front.

Is there anyone right now on this planet you’d like to punch as hard as humanely possible more so than this complete prick right now......setting aside Trump of course and his asshole sons, and his entire Admin and oh yeah, Lindsay Graham, and Orrin Hatch, and Chuck Grassley and the entire G.O.P and every piece of…

Alternatively I once ate at a breakfast place that didn’t ask me how I wanted my eggs, and I forgot that part of the prices because I don’t dine out for breakfast often, and they just brought out fried gross runny eggs that I had to give to my boyfriend because I can’t do nonscrambled egg.

Did... did I just see the wizard cast a spell and impale a goblin and blood start to drip on his pierced chest?