Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that’s Prowler.

The whole scenario of casting a bunch of real life people as now generic young “sexy” sim characters sounds like a really fucking stupid idea from day one.

Same. This 6S is on its second warranty battery and it will still drop 15-20% charge in the blink of an eye. Cosmetically, it’s mint having been in a case with a glass screen protector from receipt. But the internals are definitely feeling long in the tooth.

Remember, this is allegedly one of the moderate ones. Ok.

Better question is why the fuck does he still have this? Seriously, who keeps calendars from 30 years ago??

I call total bullshit on this. Who in their right mind keeps a disposable wall calendar from THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO?!

Mr. Meatwadf, this is a Girl Scout meeting.

...yes, yes you can.

More power to people who enjoy this sort of thing, but I moved out of the American south specifically to get away from the regional tendency to slather mayonnaise on anything that doesn’t move fast enough (and the heat, humidity, and ten month tornado season).

That...does not look or sound at all…

Hey now, do’t sell ‘em sort, many are also super homophobic.

I don’t have my manager’s card, I mean I don’t have his number, I mean I can’t give out his number, I mean I don’t know who my manager is.... I mean.... SECURITY!! This bad lady is asking hard questions and making me confused. Please send her to jail, for being... assertive and expecting service and respect.

Boston is the Florida of the Northeast. Throw the whole damned city in the trash.

Sneak peak of the next episode . . .

I would imagine that like Riverdale, they are intentionally making Sabrina timeless, not modern but not any other specific retro period either (one of the show’s cooler touches, I think)

That’s why Nick Spencer’s and Becky Cloonan’s Victor von Doom mini-series was scrapped. It was supposed to be about Teen Doom trying (and failing) to save his mother’s soul from Hell, but the editor was fired and there was no other editor that wanted to pick it up.

I wish we could help. But it's an island and we don't have any way of sending supplies. One day I hope our scientists can solve this problem. 

Agreed.  I like it when the show doesn’t take itself so seriously.  I don’t think anyone watches Horror Story to actually be scared.  

In all seriousness if you’re having this extreme a reaction to an animated movie made for children on cable you really need to talk to someone. It’s meant for children in the 6 - 11 year old demographics. You’re gonna be OK.

FYI, that’s exactly how it’s handled in Spider-Man. Spider-Man specifically says “I better get out of here before the cops arrive” after most of the crimes he stops. And hey, guess what! If you stick around, some will even shoot at you or say they’re taking you in.

Spider-Man’s portrayal of policing feels divorced from reality