Fallon went on record that his show is strictly soft-serve. He is a Golden Sheppard of a person. He doesn’t want to upset anyone. 

They wanted to do that, but Fallon couldn’t keep himself from giggling and making cute faces.

He did. Hillary killed them all. #FoxNewsUpdate #LockHerUp #Benghazi!!!

When we have to put together food for clients that use our facility you’d think that 50-75% of the population has a gluten intolerance by the amount of gluten free requests we get.

“Signed, ten year Yelp Elite.”

Though bravest warriors predates Rick and Morty by a year, you know 

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…

“I’m not grasping for as many straws as it may appear.”

I disagree. This is silly.  

Pikachus have brown stripes on their back and a brown gradient at the base of their tail.

I haven’t watched any trailers for this movie, I’ll definitely be checking it out when it’s out on digital. The “Conjuring-verse” has been a mostly pleasant surprise for me, I had really avoided a lot of recent horror movies because they all seemed pretty shitty, but a friend recommended checking out the first…

I hear that the Thundercats rumor is totally true, and that it’ll be released the same day as James Gunn’s Bloodborne movie.

Yes, sorry, trying to write it and edit links on the phone version of the Kinja is a mess. I think I got most of the names corrected and then I missed this. I meant we know now who Lashana Lynch plays. Including her codename.

Ummm...isn’t she playing Maria “Mother of Photon” Rambeau? Which, honestly, is probably better, because it means once they jump Carol into the present day MCU, Monica can be a current Phase 4 Avenger.

She does the preferred version. It’s amazing. 

They resuscitated her with electricity. Not exactly a "miracle cure."

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Rosenberg’s just signed a multi-year, eight-figure deal with Warner Bros. Television where she’ll oversee the production of a number of new series.

We’re experiencing some issues today and folks are looking into it. Sorry, it’s bugging us too.

Did you know I volunteer on the regular at food banks and support programs like Doctors Without Borders and RAINN with what little money I can throw their way?

Instead of flying into space and getting chased by Sentinel ships you can just fly around the planet for like 30 seconds to lose them. As long as you’re inside the atmosphere no ships should spawn, and ground Sentinels can’t really chase you.

I think it should be a comedy... where everyone in their society looks super cool but are just really, really bad at their jobs.