I don’t know a beermosa sounds a little better than the carbonated alcoholic piss and oj combo often referred to as a mimosa. I’d probably just prefer the beer though.

It’s an even better deal this year, as they’re the sugar-free kind!

It’s an even better deal this year, as they’re the sugar-free kind!

It’s just a short marketing stunt.  Though they do breakfast at all hours, they’re trying to boost the non-breakfast traffic.

“The Blonde Coward From The Hideo Kojima Documentary” should very much be on your business card.

That’s some passive-aggressive jackassery.

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I relented and actually listened to this guy’s music. I was sickened a few months back reading the deposition documents that Pitchfork leaked describing some of the domestic violence he did against his ex girlfriend. But a few weeks back I heard from a friend who works at Spotify that Kendrick/TDE boss Tiffith was a…

If it comes to light that she was the one who emptied the clip into him. I am first in line to donate to her defense fund. #sorrynotsorry

He Dead.

Five pieces of unsellable merchandise alone = wasted shelf space.
Five pieces of unsellable merchandise in an unlabeled box = profit.

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

Sure. Those are the days where they can spend even more time demanding their streamer slave entertains them.

no, it was 100 dollars and they all jizzed on it before giving it to him.

On the flip side, yogurt covered raisins is fine. Since yogurt covering is pretending to be healthy, it makes sense to pair it with a fruit so you can lie to yourself that you are being healthy as you gobble down an 8 ounce bag of yogurt covered raisins.

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

She has fantastic poise. The way she handled Marc Maron saying her show seemed like a “guilty pleasure” was awesome, especially considering it was unrehearsed and off the cuff.

Rachel Bloom: Still the only good celebrity out there.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.