Well for what it’s worth, he won’t be missed and the earth will be better of.

I don’t know about liberals, but anyone who doesn’t appreciate the KKK will probably feel that way. I sure as fuck do.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

I’m told by the media that unemployed racists are “Cautiously optimistic” about him

Blue Smoke at Citi Field is reliably good. Also the Schmitter down at CBP, which is regrettably no longer available.

So we’re supposed to, collectively, resolve not to criticize people who were willing to vote against their interests for a dangerously unqualified and unstable presidential candidate purely out of spite for some vaguely defined class of elites, in the hopes that, if we’re nicer to these people, they’ll realize the…

Pissing them off doesn’t matter. We have the numbers; we just need them mobilized and enthusiastic. We don’t need to win over idiots.

No.

So what are we supposed to do; coddle them, and lie to them, and pretend that this isn’t their monumental fuck up? You want us to pretend that Trump isn’t a joke at best? It’s not the job of smart and truthful people to protect them from the facts of their own shittiness and stupidity. I’d argue that this is how we…

It’s good to know he’s not uniquely unqualified to be the president. Turns out you’re unqualified in the same way!

I’m done being a pussy. Actually, I never was a pussy. I’m sick of people acting like pussies thinking placating racist xenophobic will help them win.

“They will know they fucked up, im sure of it”

They will know they fucked up, im sure of it

“Some people on the internet called us stupid for doing that stupid thing SO LET’S DO THEY STUPIDEST FUCKING THING POSSIBLE AGAIN TO PROVE THEM WRONG.”

If that’s the only thing keeping them from making the right choice then they ARE stupid. They sooner they realize it the better off we’ll all be.

Fuck them, and fuck you too.

And yet, this Electoral college whose paternalistic features you praise so much has betrayed the popular vote twice since 1900.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

No those people need to be reminded repeatedly and loudly that they fucked up bigly and are fucking morons and we all hate them.

Actually, I really like it. I definitely enjoy my job more than the current President does his.