The record shows they were tied 3-3 going into the last game. Any of this “blowing a 3-1 lead” nonsense is pure media hype. #spicerfacts

She’s not gorgeous. She’s the kind of pretty that men who go to strip joints find attractive.

He’s arguing with a bloody sock puppet!

Meese. The plural of Moose is Meese.

Curt would have been able to suss this out, but he was too busy trying to find a $500 Green Dot Mastercard so the guy who emailed him from “the embassy” would release the $45 billion Curt is due from the death of the Nigerian prince who happened to be a Red Sox fan.

That fur...screams 1970 Harlem.

It looks like she went back to 2004 and stole that from J.Lo’s closet.

Nope. Bush 2001 had crowds much larger than this.

Schadenfreude is almost definitely literally the only thing keeping me from crying right now. I look forward to all of the buyer’s remorse we are about to see. I don’t think they realize that sticking it to the left is going to mean they’re fucking themselves over at the same time.

The combined brainpower in this photo could power that light on your dashboard that tells you to put on your seatbelt.

Guarantee Fox will try to use Obama inauguration crowds in their coverage.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Yes, school transcript sealed = not American. How the fuck do these things have anything to do with one another? 

I never said he did anything illegal or committed a crime. I was pointing out a number of legitimate reasons people are opposed to Trump and his administration compared to the zero legitimate reasons for the birther movement.

He lived abroad? That’s awful.

“You dropped your tape measure, sir.”

Officer 1: That looks like Ricky Williams

He wasn’t in the yard, he was by the fence. Have you ever gone on a walk? You walk by fences. Sometimes even two fences.

If you took all the race descriptors away, no one would have lied about him being in anyone’s yard.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.