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I’m reading the books and I’m wayyy less offended by them. I don’t ever need to actually hear women squealing while getting raped and little girls scream bloody murder. Yes, I’m aware it is not real but it does not make it less disturbing. The writers have no respect or consideration for their audience and even less

Ha!

You know what though, I thought, this is Gawker perhaps (mayhaps?) I’m being too harsh on poor Rob. But alas, I’ve googled the man to read something else by him and came across his review of The Black Keys El Camino, which was surprisingly even more painful than this to read. With that in mind I must retract all prior

Yeah, I’m sorry, but who can feel bad for Cersei? I started reading the books after Season 1, and when I got to this part, I felt redemption for all the people whose throats she stepped on along the way. Robert Baratheon, Ned, Sansa, Tyrion...the list goes on. Not that she’ll change as a person, but it felt good to

HONORABLE MENTION:

- Every other scene that had The Hound in it.

Does Marquez really think that where he’s allowed to broadcast from is damaging his First Amendment rights? I’m writing this penned in my apartment in Baltimore City, under curfew as an American citizen for the fourth night in a row. I had to play a game of “how do I not get arrested” when trying to help a

In Florida there were some significant problems with weed being sprayed with embalming fluid, which served two purposes.

Just my 2 cents here, as a white guy, but I don't think the continued liberal use of the n-word in the black community is helpful in our constant struggle for racial harmony in this country.

People are so distanced from reality by 'virtual this' and 'virtual that', that they have become more attuned to symbolism as reality than actual action. The government uses #hashtags to fight barbaric murderers, colleges restrict unwanted speech as acts of violence and people who make tasteless comments are

Is anyone celebrating the fact that a film directed by a black woman got nominated for Best Picture, or that she was asked to join the Academy in both the writer's and director's category?

I just want to say that I am from Alabama. I lived in southern Morgan County. When I had my oldest, the closest hospital I could deliver (Even though Hartselle had a hospital at the time... albeit a very shitty one) was Huntsville. I went into labor during Snowmageddon 2011. The state was just put into a state of

A list of things that are making flames on the sides of my face right now:

Dear Rand Paul,

Why doesn't everyone - Jezebel, Gawker, T.I., Eve, Jill Scott, Azalea Banks, etc. - all just the fuck up about Iggy? How about that? She's a mediocre talent who is given way too much credence by her critics. Just shut up about her. She's racist? So fucking what. She is stealing black music? Her and like 2000

Thanks! As a resident of KC, I can tell you that your opinion will almost certainly have no discernible impact on the violence plaguing the east side of our city.

I love how all the sheep in the audience laugh nervously at her gibberish, then as soon as she makes any comment about Obama, all is forgiven.

It really hurt me trying to figure out what the fuck she was trying to say. I mean, I teach kids who have language processing disorders and IQs in the mentally retarded range and don't speak English anywhere but at school...and their writing makes more sense than this.

The thing I love is that I haven't seen anyone yet call out the fact that the "bent back" line is actually from MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Granted, she mangled it, but it was King who originally said "Nobody can ride your back if your back's not bent..." He said it at the end of a talk at the Citizenship Education

I need someone to start one of those online stores where I can buy a t-shirt that says "PATRIOT-CRUSHING PANTSUIT SUPPORTER" with this photo of Hilary :