I followed this link via the Jezebel Facebook page where the caption was "Zach Galifinakis looks different: GOOD different".

Question: Why does thinner = good?

She's probably win with all of the stupid fuck voters these days.

Maybe... but just about how pointless it is to paint such a complex issue with such a broad brush and how lame it is for a white guy to write like he thinks he's Minister Farrakhan.

Well, you have to spend a bunch generally to get elected, which is how a lot of these dudes (and some women, to be fair) end up beholden to corporate interests in the first place.

It's made up. I'm sure someone somewhere has used food stamps for lobster, but most people get just enough money on food stamps that they are struggling at the end of the month to buy anything at all. Frankly, if it's a birthday or anniversary or something and someone wants to buy lobster, I'm not going to look at…

"I ain't mad at you" is probably the best response to an interruption in the history of political speeches.

Girls, let Jenna Bush show you how to make appropriate faces in public.

I continue to be perplexed by how, exactly, you are all upset by this development? This entire show is based upon the idea of turning a family into a national laughing stock. A way for the rest of us "normal" to gawk and laugh and mock everything about an entire family. Their lifestyle, the way they speak, their…

It was so corny and costumey! It looked like another skit to me. There were so many terrible things happening. I was embarrassed for everyone involved.

Jessica Lange, on the other hand, is able to find that precise balance without looking ridiculous.

Will Kesha and her mom demand the publishing for the identical songs put out by her peers from the Dr Luke factory? I'm sure the sex and drugs stuff is true. It's important the story come out and break down the facade of powerful young women who are "totally in control" of their music and image. It's not helpful to…

"Now. I am by no means an expert on the supernatural. But my understanding of hauntings is that the age of the structure is immaterial. And that they're most likely to occur at the scene of a terrible tragedy."— Stewart Lee

I'm not sure if this helps, but my hubby is an immigration attorney. I was reading this to him and when I said Georgia, he said, "Oh shit! Pelletier! He's a total asshole!" He's apparently legendary for his fuckery among the national immigration community.

The family has had to put up a Go Fund Me page to pay for Mary Spears Funeral. http://www.gofundme.com/fhjfgg

I went to high school with Jesse. He's a really nice dude, with a troubled family/past. I hope jail doesn't destroy him too much, because he's a nice dude with good intentions. He made mistakes as a kid, ovciously. Or he wouldn't be in jail. But the hulabaloo in Salem after finding out he had warrants out for his…