The end of this is that the Earth still blows up, then the camera pulls back to show it all on a screen, and then some professor type turns to Nick Fury and says “And that’s what would have happened if we used Kree blood to bring Coulson back to life”.

Very dark episode, but also a very good one I thought. I’ve made no secret of my dislike of Ruby and Hale as villains, but they were a bit better this episode.

Still not a fan of this season as much as last season, but I do like the darkness it has grown into. I just want to get this season over with since it has just dragged on and on. I feel this could have been a half season arc.

Scary but easy. All you have to do is copy it word for word.

I once had 250mg of THC in a large coffee because I had a blind spot for metric and thought I was having 25. A few hours later I was experiencing every subdivided moment of time as a separate point in the universe accompanied with the lurching sensation of being in a car that is stopping too fast. I stopped…

Mandatory:

too high? go ask alice

Right, because I’m psychic and knew that shit ahead of time. Because mother jokes aren’t a thing. Because your bullshit internet tough guy threats mean a goddamn thing to anyone.

I have customers! Your mother alone is putting me through medical school.

I don’t think about him at all.

I’m very sad for you.

Hiring a black woman as the 2nd unit director doesn’t solve all of the diversity or inclusion issues at Lucasfilm or Hollywood in general.

But it’s still worth celebrating.

Whatever dimly lit thought-bulb you need to keep you warm in the day room today is perfectly alright by me.

Good. I hope this makes their heads explode. One less fat fuck for mommy to clean up after.

The fuck do I care about Twitter? Twitter has nothing to do with whether or not I should shit on racist motherfuckers getting their panties in a twist because a brown person is in Star Wars.

[looks up from card]
Bingo!

Jacob Wohl wore a diaper for the sole purpose of triggering the libs. Victoria Mahoney was hired as the 2nd unit director of this movie because she is qualified. The fact that it’s going to get their jimmies rustled is just a nice bonus.

Except this point of view is about what’s right and just, and not merely centered around outright short-sighted sabotage to get some lols. So no. It’s not the same thing.

I’m ‘bout it. Anything that inspires a few more dumb fucking white-ass racist neckbeard pieces of shit to have chest-shredding heart attacks, I’m in favor of. And it’s on a Star Wars movie, to boot.