I saw the trendiness of Gluten Free coming down the turnpike but only winced when it hit close to home. We had a dinner party recently for some friends and one emailed back and said "FYI, I can't eat gluten"… Fair enough. I emailed back and said "Oh, I didn't know you were celiac. There will be lots for you to eat…

He's resisting arrest! Gag him quick!

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

You may as well spike yourself in the carotid with the heel if you think that purse is attractive.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.

I'm sure we can agree that 100 rounds fired in under two minutes, and without reloading, is not what the forefathers had in mind...

Maybe when we reach 80 people killed every day from guns in the United States (oh wait, we already have) we may be able to agree that it's time to rethink their access and use, without…

On that subject, of not being born in the appropriate time to make such a statement; the Second Amendment, that gives American's the right to carry a firearm, was written in a time where it took like 15-20 seconds to load and fire a weapon. The forefathers of the great 'USA' would have never imagined a weapon with the…

Because, Racescort666, the awkward topics are almost 100% of the time also the most hilarious topics.

There's a pretty simple answer to your bitching. Don't watch it.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I'm not much of a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'per say' is my number one idiot alarm.

If you had the forethought to invite me to your "party" you would know I deliver.

You're not from America are you?

Animals are overrated. Having a robot deliver free trade coffee, hemp jewelry and dildos, right to my door is awesome.

Iraqis seem to think they're the bomb.

The only problem with this planet is that it's chock full of humans.

KIEV: Kissing Includes Eating Vagina.

Seems like appropriate imagery for Thanksgiving.

Cows with tendrils sound horrifying.

If they don't name this planet Claire, I will be sorely upset.