You must be real fun at parties.

I hear that there's a lot of water breakages in Placentia.

That random stuff is what we in the biz call 'brand names'. Stussy has been huge since the 80's and have stores all over the world.

Kim, that lash glue.

Nope, that's more like a horror story.

Does everyone not know about him and Natalie Imbruglia? That's been going on for years.

You would fall over if you knew how many models you probably already beat it over started out with a little something extra.

"rehabilitating criminals, rather than locking them up"

I'm all for this beheading of bankers of which you speak.

Also, Beyonce, in person, is really totally great. Smart and polite and totally in control of her whole shebang. Everyone that works for her is lovely, which is a real measure for a star. Miss Tina, her mom, is possibly the sexiest woman I've ever encountered, and is totally out the back in wardrobe with a needle in…

2002 called, it wants it's Paltrow joke back.

Sweatshops.

Smoking is, and has always been, cool.

Nokia, '94, Tokyo. This brick was state of the motherfucking art.

PornMD is ace, but PornIQ is absolute shit coz it's only for breeders. There oughtta be laws I tells ya.

There ain't. Annoying.

No, which is total bullshit because d'uh.

Haggling? Seriously?

You seem like a fun gal. Fuck these dried up bitter Bettys heaping their puritanical bullshit on you. Go get em, tiger.

.