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/struts around the office with her hands in the air yelling that she called it. Security will probably be here soon.

Wait, we can get paid to not see Suicide Squad? I’m already a member of the Secret Anti-DC Conspiracy, where do I sign up for this?

people were paid by Marvel to not see Suicide Squad.

So... They had a movie with Superman in the title and made it dark. They had a movie with suicide in the title and tried to make it funner and bright. Yep. That should work.

The new Dinotopia book is going in an unexpected direction.

Yes, we need to realise nothing will beat Raúl Juliá in Street Fighter.

How do you always have exactly the right gif, Frank?!

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to contribute to this article in time for deadline. I founded io9 because there was nothing else out there like it, and I wanted a place where I could find all the science and science fiction news that I craved. So I built io9 basically for my own personal needs. But then I discovered there

Man... now I feel bad that I wrote something kinda short and only called out one of my own articles as a favorite! I thought we were each supposed to pick one thing that we personally wrote that we’re proud of. There are so many things by Cyriaque, Meredith, Robbie, Lauren, and all of the other io9ers that I would

“Neville is basically a Hufflepuff.” He isn’t. He’s a Gryffindor.

there is a secret conspiracy to destroy DC’s live-action movies, and I have been a part of it

Yeah but Reepicheep was awesome.

I think the point of that was that she became more interested in vanity than in things that are more important. It’s fine to like these things. It’s not fine to obsess over them.

I actually really enjoyed these movies. I thought The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe was pretty perfect. Prince Caspian was a bit of a misfire, trying to be a little too epic, and not carrying over some of the best parts of the book in favor of more action. And Voyage of the Dawn Treader had a lot of nice things

Dude couldn’t be more jealous of Heath Ledger if he tried.

It’s not a smile. On his world it means ‘hope’.

They’re awesome and you get to lie to yourself and say the oatmeal and raisins make them healthy so you can eat twice as many!

That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life!

In many businesses they are very much so, but usually based on a limited set of skills. The problem comes when the executive gets in their head that their position makes them better than the people under them and ignores the expertise of others in favor of their own opinion.