Troll used swat, it failed.

Sure, and we should also ban all modes of transport beside walking because millions get killed driving cars every year and really, we should simply ban going outside altogether, that way criminals have no way of hurting you because a) youre not there and b) theyre not there. Amazing. Fool proof.

Worst. Rumspringa. Evar.

I think he meant he wanted there to be a way so the poor woman didn’t have to sit at the table with her friend who tried to drug her for the better part of an hour. The restaurant did review the tapes, call the cops, and stall them. I don’t think it’s a bad thing that the manager wished they could have done more.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Heathen.

Why would they need to identify the enemy?

so because these people or their parents may have some money you have to shit all over their wedding? Nice

If they don’t pair up and name themselves White Lightning and Chocolate Thunder, I want no part of this.

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?