You guys forgot about that one time, he challenged a recruit to a Pop Tart eating contest. He ate 32, chugged a gallon of whole milk and threw up in the recruit’s living room. And then, while blissfully sugar high, he ran out of the house and ran 17 laps around the neighborhood shirtless, returning back to the…

Because Wade is kind of a bitch. And he’s trying to work Miami over for a final last squeeze.

Dang, Kang’s Wang.

Man, what a dumb B...

Ding Dong of Kang wants Poon.

Hahaha, Cavs ain’t winning shit.

Fuck you, but I hope you’re not doing well.

Oh no, they had to use a starter to win a game today. Take that, winning team today!!!!!

Big deal. Patrick Redford throws a hissy fit at everything.

Deadspin pays its writers $25 a week...barely enough to contribute to their parents for some grocery money.

“Evil”? Feel free to disagree, but don’t be such a fucking juvenile. When did Deadspin get so simple minded?

Lol. Those people...

The worst slow clap was from your mom. Just got it today.

Well, he didn’t not die first.

In the great battle of men, Billy Haisley would be an outside observer.

Meh. Probably not your finest effort.

Ok got it. You’re either Nick Denton or his young Asian love boy sucking on him right now. Suck away while your Gawker is burning!

Maybe so...much like Nick Denton and the rest of the Gawker staff!

Your tears are delicious. Hopefully you’re one of the 3 Deadspin staffers the new owners decide to retain.

Any votes for Deadspin’s legal defense team? Too soon?