Gay Billy Halsey?

“Please give me stars for low hanging fruit jokes as I’m desperate for attention”

Lebron has to go to another tired franchise with no hope and resurrect it to a title in order to “really test...his greatness”? Holy cristo, man...what he’s just done already didn’t do it for you?! Tough crowd.

Eh. Tire, low hanging fruit. You’re better than that, no? Maybe?

Whenever someone says “clearly” or “obviously,” the point isn’t clear or obvious, nor can they articulate facts to back it up. Now “very cleary”....

Well, HR has also been alerted that “Kevin is crying at work again.”

Oh yeah, well Samer once almost made the cut for JV soccer his junior year in high school.

Similar in the sense that the losing fans cried, whined, and made excuses for losing.

“Like a man” agreed, but I think we can all agree that he’s not really a man.

Lil’ Kev then? He may have also had a +19. (I know you’re just making a snarky joke to gain super valuable Deadspin stars and realize you probably don’t believe the ridiculousness you posted in jest).

The real question is how does this comport with Ayesha Curry’s conspiracy theories?

Nope again. Just think Deadspin deserved its beatdown and the Cardinals lose thing is tired and weak. That’s all. Happy trails brother.

Well hell....that’s actually fair. I’ll allow that!

Haha. That’s terrible. You guys might have your comeuppance soon! Oh who am I kidding...the Cubs will somehow find a way to lose.

Nope. Try again. Not even a Cardinals fan, and I live in southern Cal.

I used to like Deadspin and still like what it could be (return to). Instead, it’s a shell of its former self, and a bunch of holier than thou fuckfaces-and I’m glad they got bitch slapped in the lawsuit. It’s still better than the alternatives (four letter, etc). Difference between being happy for someone’s…

No. Just until the new owner of Deadspin throws them out of their cubicles.

Ha! Well hopefully they are your hated rival or the organization personally wronged you. Or something. I got satisfaction when Deadspin got bitch slapped for $140 million and pile driven by the Hulkster, so I guess in the interest of full disclosure, I understand a little about schadenfreude.

Fuck Curry and his stupid kid!

No problem! And I really do hope you weren’t being serious and were just being snarky.