Mine are down too. I’m going to get a soda with that extra dollar in my paycheck this week.

Donald Trump used a photo op with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to promote Mar-a-Lago, calling the Palm Beach club “the Southern White House.” “Many, many people want to be here,” Trump added. “Many of the leaders want to be here. They request specifically.”

“Steve suffered a dislocated knee cap and a torn quadriceps which will require surgery. Fortunately, doctors told him this is the type of injury that you recover back to 100 percent.”

Looks like Doughty’s threats lacked teeth.

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

I was introduced to Lizzo in 2015 when she opened for Sleater Kinney on their reunion tour. (I know, I know, I should’ve already known who she was, but I didn’t.) Having no idea who she was and generally being ambivalent about opening acts as I age, I didn’t intend on listening to/watching her set, but my friend and I…

Bizarre the amount of petty vitriol directed at these two over the years; they are two of the coolest, nicest, classiest dudes in all of hockey.

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

“Sigh. Just like every year.”

Thoughts and prayers heading Magary’s way

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

Apologize not, friend. You’ve just pitched the best idea SNL has had in years.

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

Please don’t insult brave men like Al Bundy by comparing this huckster to them.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd