He’s the Grayson Allen of the NHL. Undeniably talented, but such a little prick.

I think of myself as a fairly progressive, upstanding person but Matthew Tkachuk is the kind of player that makes me yearn for the days when someone twice his size would have fed him his lunch out there on the ice every time he pulled one of these stunts.

Rarely do you find a person who’s last name echoes a gut feeling about them.

God Bless Texas Women.

Walt’s kid plays like a piece of shit.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

I wish someone had beaten Tkachuk to a bloody tkpulp.

Ever since Trump got elected I don’t understand anything :-(

JUST TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST HIM IN FANTASY AGAIN THIS WEEK GODDAMMIT

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Anyway, now he’s the President of the United States

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

I don’t know.

Perhaps more than any other sport, the sheer sample size of a baseball game, of the baseball playoffs, of the regular season, make this one game completely insignificant from a statistical point of view. You can do everything right: draft the right guys, put in the right mix of veterans and younger players, hire the…

As an Astros fan: Same. Sunday night was too fucking much for me. I’ve had a stomach ache since yesterday morning and it immediately got worse after the loss.

As a Dodger fan, this series has taken over my life, but it’s hard to say I’m fully “enjoying” it just because the rollercoaster is too fucking much. It’d be one thing if one team was blowing out the other in 5 games, but every game stuffing a “Game of Thrones”-season’s worth of excitement and sorrow into four hours…

While no one likes to be laughed at, sign me up for his life.

Update: He has already thrown an interception in the game, which will be played Sunday at 1:00pm EST.

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…