Les Cowboys.

Hell, you (or just about any woman) could have had a miscarriage and just thought it was a heavy period a week later and that would be “god’s” choice. But Steve King would throw you in jail if you decided for yourself.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

Very happy Deadspin finally figured out that hockey blogging is where your true talent lies.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Thrilled for the players putting their necks out there and standing up to the owners on this. There’s definitely a portion of America who will not like this outcome, but peaceful, non-disruptive protests should embraced, not deterred.I think the owners are right for once if they’ve figured out that the best way to…

Finally, the Florida Gator offense gets going.

If you really wanna see something crazy, watch what the guys on the Lightning do with bath salts.

Dummies.

“but Spencer has since threatened to sue over free speech rights”

After being an adult for a few years nothing supernatural can scare me.

In fairness to my delicate angel Phil, he thought Trump’s fingers were mini cocktail wieners.

Phil Kessel looks like how actual Penguins smell.

He could replace Tom “Price is not an object” as Secretary of Health and Hot Dog Services.

Nope, that is just meat sweats.