Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

Be honest Lauren- do you and Barry have your own hockey-chat only Slack where you go deep on Canadian Junior Hockey prospects and debate the who the best third line center is?

Wow, Calgary had Mike Smith in net? Is their starting goaltender hurt already?

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

He has definitely given all of these teams, and their fans, balls a tug.

This article is an excellent cup check.

And your Canucks summary is painfully, painfully accurate. I never liked Jim Benning anyways but he’s now cemented his place as a future Lets Remember Some GMs who will hopefully draft a large handful of middle of the roster guys before getting shitcanned and having the team actually select a good player at the top of…

“Every team is bad.”

“Rep. Steve Scalise, who was nearly killed in a horrific shooting at a congressional baseball practice in June, has somehow found that being shot in the hip with a semi-automatic rifle “fortified” his views on the Second Amendment—and after at least 59 people were killed and over 500 injured by a semi-automatic rifle…

FYI, there’s a great account called @aidetweetbot that analyzes Trump’s tweets and determines whether it’s him or his babysitters.

What? He couldn’t even spring for a paper towel launcher to entertain the crowd? I’ve gotten t shirts at hockey games with more excitement than that. Cheap ass.

+Chapter 11

Specifically, football leagues.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

I bet she’s working with this man:

Jerseys, yes. Their gloves are fuck ugly.

OMG I’M SUCH A NERD I LOVE THIS SHOW IT’S SO 80'S AND I LIKE THINGS FROM THE 80'S LIKE GHOSTBUSTERS AND LAST STARFIGHTER AND TRANSFORMERS AND V AND PREDATOR AND RUBIX CUBES AND REAGAN!!!!!!! NERD STUFF!!! CHRIS HARDWICK!!!!!

Today, deep in the bowels of Code 45* headquarters, we can’t help but ask: holy shit dude, did Kelly let you take your phone with you every time you went into the bathroom today? (Cuz that would be probably, like, 9 or 15 or 23 times or something.) That is one violent shit storm of Tweeting and a (literal?) buttload…

This is exactly the point. A member of the Administration “demanding” a private media organization punish an employee for speaking out against the Administration and then the actual President doing the same is not normal and freaky.